You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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