it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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