in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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