hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
whose parrot is this?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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