That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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