is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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