There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i barfeds in our rink
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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