When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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