Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He felt like a one man threesome
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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