as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
