this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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