She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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