He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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