I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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