i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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