if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I love you. Go after that dick
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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