Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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