I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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