Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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