# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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