There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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