and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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