why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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her facebook's as public as her vagina
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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