True but thats because hes a fetus.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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