Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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