i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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