real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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