I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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