the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I love having hate sex.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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