If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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