Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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