idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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