To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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