In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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