I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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