can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
We are two peas in an std pod
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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