In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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