My nipple is on Facebook.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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