Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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