ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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