You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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