The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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