Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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