i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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