I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
the day after is always just damage control
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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