I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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