Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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