You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
