Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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