I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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