I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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