What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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