Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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