well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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