Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
When are your genitals available?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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